Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world